The mute button only seems to work for so long. I keep getting fucking Taylor Swift turning up whenever she does an new album. I think with certain artists Spotify is obligated to include them. That would explain the random bro country that shows up on my playlists. I like good Country music, like Kacey Musgraves or…

Ugh. No. I would be depressed if Michelle Obama wore that, and she’s my favorite human right now.

Wonder how she’d look in an outfit made from Kleenex and Bandaids?

She looks like the fucking Nutcracker.

You’re talking about people who love a guy who has a gilded skyscraper and plasters his name in big gold letters on every building he possibly can. “Subtle” is not a concept they understand.

CHEETOLINI! OMG. I just snorted, I laughed so hard at that.

An American Heritage Girls scout leader.

I hope this isn’t another “pussy” reference but with this circus who the fuck knows...

I thought it couldn’t get better. But it did.

I’m crossposting/tweaking the comment I made on the liveblog about this.....

Jesus Christ I’m so embarrassed by this whole thing. I am not looking good forward to explaining to my grandchildren in 30 years how all of this happened.

Kelly Conway is the ultimate a paid mercenary, a true Hessian. Just look at all the things Conway said about Cheetolini when she worked for Ted Cruz, her own words that she now contradicts every time she has to explain what Cheetolini really meant.

You leave Napoleanne Bonaway alone.

It’s made to “celebrate the city of London”.

Don’t Trumpsters understand “subtle.”

Why did they have to drag Paddington into this? He didn’t do anything! . . .other than wear it better.