This is all so fucked. And what’s going to happen in 10-15 years when these kids are young adults with lead-induced behavioral issues? Throw them in jail, right? Law and order, right?

I’m not going to lie, I almost teared up reading this. I don’t know what could possess someone to do something like this, especially to your “own” child.

I’m happy this wasn’t worse, but you know this is going to be political. I can literally already compose the Trump tweets in my head about how “obstructionist democrats” led to this.

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

WHAT???? NO. You DO NOT need to get in the car with the officer for them to run your license. That is absolutely NOT appropriate.

It’s nice to dream....

They at least taste like chicken.

It’s “Gorgeous” Ladies, not “Glamorous.” I LOVED this as a kid, I even watched POWW religiously.

Exactly this. One of my family members recently moved to an area of New Jersey with a high Indian Ex-patriot community, and the amount of racism he has experienced is incredible.

It’s interesting that there is always so much talk about “POC solidarity” in black activist circles. But I do wonder if this dialogue is something that happens in other groups? From the outside looking in, it doesn’t always feel like it.

It’s really sad there’s ‘economic anxiety’ even in teenagers in Palidsades, CA. Or, is this a situation where I just don’t have a sense of humor? But does this mean I’m not spending enough time paying attention to black on black crime? Or, should I be directing my anger at Obama for causing all this racism? It’s so…

Good Christ, how much were you paid to fart that out?

I hate to defend Melania, and now I’ve done it a few times (once for saying that picking on her English was kinda crappy, despite her being a likely liar about how many languages she speaks), but I think it’s a bit shitty to criticize a woman for not smiling enough, especially when that woman has a plethora of other,…

stop you’re making me cry.

 THIS is how you get off Marine and Air Force One, okay? Just sayin’. Never Forget.

UK-dwellers are fantastic at protesting. Primarily because it combines their two greatest enthusiasms: queueing and complaining.

Not even just now, though. He went back and told his superiors what happened. He even asked for someone to buffer. It’s insane that they say he did nothing.

Wow, this is absolutely on point.

Yes, avoid eye contact. Of course, avoiding eye contact is also suspicious....