It is the one of history’s greatest ironies that the internet has made it possible for almost anyone to easily access more knowledge and information at their very fingertips, than the greatest scholars in history could have ever dreamed of.

This makes me yell at clouds as much as anything. Conversation I had with my oldest son yesterday, before I even knew about this particular atrocity:

Sounds about right. The big deal for us was renting a limo for the night. And thank god there were no cameras phones or Snapchat.

You know, in my day one person said “Do you want to go to prom?” and the other person said “yes” or “no” and we went and got our dresses or tuxes from the store, drove to prom, took a cheesy photo, goof danced a little and then 5 hours later ended up puking Boone’s Farm fuzzy navel into the bushes. Simple times. Good…

I’m not going to fault someone for the shit they say behind closed doors away from the ears of the students. Kids can be a right pain in the ass and I get the need to vent. But you don’t make up a certificate about the kid. That’s bullshit.

“According to the Post, the seventh grader has been in the school’s honors program for two years and has never been a discipline problem.” Yeah, she sounds like a real prankster and totally worthy of being called a future terrorist.

I think I would most look forward to the Trump is a DNC plant conspiracy theories cropping up again. Everything being defended will instantaneously flip and become ‘proof’ that Trump was sabatoging Republicans all along to get Clinton a 10 year window with a congressional majority. DEEP STATE!! GLOBALISTS!!!

Duh! Anthony Weiner’s just a false-flag operation to distract us from the Comet Ping-Pong Child Sex Ring! He’s not even a real person; he’s just a child-molesting robot that sometimes gets out of range of George Soros’ remote control.

If her name happened to be Keisha Jones and she was killed by the police her entire life and the lives of anyone who has any affiliation with her would be up for scrutiny before her body could be released to her family. I’m not about to cry for this racist wench who was clearly okay with being racist in public. Especi…

Never seen so many assholes show up on twitter so fast. If you are gonna go on Twitter be ready to get slapped by a SERIOUS wave of racism and xenophobia. Be ready, be strong, conserve your energy, pick your battles and then those who go way too far - fucking let them have it. 

I just found out about The Good Doctor last night and plan on giving it a look.

Can you not use Spirit Animal. It’s cultural appropriation, offensive to some. Say Melania is your Patronus or living embodiment of your Cheetolini distaste. Thanks.

Let’s stay together, y’all.

He nails it about Chicago, about the crime not being as widespread as the media makes it sound (It’s, unfortunately, condensed in basically two areas, the south and west sides). And this...

If anyone can be a nigger, not just black people, then ANYone can be white trash, right? So why are white people mad? It’s just words. Why are they being so sensitive? The problem with America is PC snowflakes and everyone getting offended at everything...

Ironic that he should die now. He started his politics in 1968 helping Richard Nixon and the “silent majority” (of old white people scared of protesters in the street). He gave Ronald Reagan a little advice (imaginary welfare queens who are robbing from us good white folk). And he even helped out George W. Bush with…

Counterpoint: I’m glad he’s dead. I hope it hurt. I wish there was a hell for him to burn in and I hope he isn’t alone in it long. I hope his family is devastated by it and I hope they never recover.

Fast-forward to 2021, when angry lefties and Greens remind us that of course Michelle Obama was a flawed candidate who never could have won, with all her scandals about kale and being proud and showing-her-arms-gate, and how shrill she was and just unable to seem like a regular guy, I mean person.

What I really, REALLY don’t understand about Trump voters is that they swore Obama was a Communist and then they are *literally* in admiration of a man who has ties TO A FORMALLY COMMUNIST NATION. That’s so much fucking disconnect. And now, idiot voters are like “what’s so bad about Putin,” because, I’m guessing,…

I’m so exhausted, you guys.