My parents gave me a map, pointed to Japan and China, and said “these are different countries”. I've never forgotten that lesson.

I’m just saying, I don’t remember California bordering Mexico before OBAMA became president!

I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

Tripping over one’s own dick does seem likely to leave a brugge.

Charles Shipan is going to get so many comments forwarded to him....

This is the biggest hit I’ve seen laid on a number 11 who couldn’t handle drinks since Phil Simms.

Back to back Cy Young’s doesn’t do it for you?

In his defense, all 5 month olds appear to be high

Yes, boiled all the way down, Trump is the id of the America that is not only tired of being dragged into the 21st century but wants to told the 21st century is actually an Illuminati plot.

If I was his son, don’t think I wouldn’t hand-make a “Happy Fodder’s Day” card next June. 

Once again, a soccer story that ends with no scoring.

What idiot called it Jalen wanting to leave the Jaguars and not Ramsey Boltin’?

No sympathy for everybody’s favorite fancy dog. You watch a Thursday night Titans-Jags game, you get what you have coming to you.

In Gladwell’s defense, the Penn State coaching staff and administration probably spent more than 10,000 hours raping children and ignoring it, so he’d have to reject the entire premise of one of his own books if he didn’t recognize their expertise in the field.

In his defense, he was told that, after the season, there’s a chance he could go back to the minors.

And I looked back and saw only one set of footprints in the sand, and I asked God, “Why, when I needed you most, why did you abandon me?” God replied, “No, Antonio, it was then that I carried you. Because you cryogenically froze your fucking feet. This was one month ago! How do you not remember this?”

Taking the Army to multiple overtimes is a fun tribute to the war in Afghanistan

He apparently told cops he pulled his pants down during the WSOP because he had lost a bet.

while Tevin and her older sister grew up in Cleveland with their great aunt.

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”