Hard to believe that’s not an Onion headline.

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Go to the Modern Times tasting room on 30th, but only after you get an al pastor burrito from The Taco Stand two doors down from it.

You may be right. I was just joshin’ with Bobby here about calling The Colbert Report a spin-off of The Daily Show. While that is its technical definition, I would be surprised if anyone didn’t know the name and aim of the show Colbert hosted before getting the Late Night gig.

Shade? Where’s Kara when you need her?

The woman was not his wife, who was not on the road trip. FYI.

Kim Jong Un-sportsmanlike

This is willfully ignorant of the important work many of the protesters do in their communities. Please take your strawman elsewhere.

If you espouse support for white supremacist policies, you are a white supremacist.

Cumin smells like the guy in my gym who has extremely bad B.O., but it tastes fine anyway.

This is terrific, Lindsey, but I don’t think it’s wise to audition for Baseball Prospectus right now.

Generally when people are dicks, other people are willing to say they’re dicks. The fact that none of the Giants mentioned are known for being dicks - and in fact have reputations as being “high-character” types - should indicate that perhaps they are not dicks. Seems pretty straight-forward, but I guess we have…

The fuck are you even talking about? Cueto, Belt, Denard Span, Matt Cain, Matt Moore, Buster Posey, Joe Panik, Brandon Crawford, Hunter Pence... All of them have pretty good reputations around the league.

I think we all have the same question: is this reasonably calculated to lead to Ashley Feinberg getting the pee pee tape?

Is naming your child the single biggest risk a person can take? How do you avoid your child growing up with the same name as a terrible celebrity or serial killer?

In the summer between seventh and eighth grade

Ryan Gosling is good and this has nothing to do with the fact that my fiancee bought me the jacket he wears in Drive and says I look like him a little bit when we do it while I’m wearing said jacket.

You nailed it, puttputtbutt. Really sick burn.

He was up against a very well-respected local attorney named Garland Peed in that election. It was a battle between Kreep and Peed, and I guess more people found “Judge Kreep” to be a sillier name than “Judge Peed.”