The saddest part is that he will be able to recall each of these moments perfectly for the rest of his life. Meanwhile J.R. Smith can’t remember the score for more than three seconds.

Iron Man (LeBron) almost had Thanos’s glove off, and Star Lord (J.R.) had to come in and screw it all up. The following massacre is all his fault.

The 2018 Cavs in a nutshell

Maybe someone could check his Collar ID.

Holy shit, he even managed to get one of his burner accounts verified. Look at this: twitter.com/AlbertBurneko

This is such BS. I’ve worked with Colangelo. He would never do this. Would a man with such normal collars even think to do this? He’s a class act.

What happens (again) if Iguodala can’t go? His absence has probably hurt GSW more than most people realize. If CP can’t go, somebody has to step up. If Iguodala returns *and* Chris Paul can’t go, that’s a bad combination for the Rockets.

Herb here (sorry, I was born into it), with a semi-warm take: The Warriors have been shit in the clutch pretty much all season. I don’t remember it being like this in the previous few seasons, but this year when games are close in the closing minute, they’ve just been falling apart. Even Curry and Thompson have been…

“In an altered paranoid state, believing ordinary citizens were government officials that were tracking him and recording him.”

I could see how this would be difficult for someone so used to going...
*Puts on shades*
unnoticed.

yeah, deserves a ticket. But maybe not a death sentence.

This won’t last. Eventually, he’ll slip on a loose baseball and lose those overly tight tendons.

Bartolo Colon nearly ruined his career with fork knife but he returned bigger and better than ever.

Well to be fair, killing a meme is about as close to actual combat action as 99% of Air Force servicemembers will ever get.

I just think it’s sad that he didn’t even take her on a date until after they were married.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

It’s Laurel, and anyone who says otherwise is a Martian.

Everyone saying yanny is a troll and I don’t know when you got together and decided to fuck with me like this but it is extremely rude.

how is anyone hearing “Yanny”

It’s saying Laurel, how is this even a blog post

I hear “You’ll never earn the love of your father, stop chasing it.”