Where’s he gonna go, Imaginary Madrid

“Whatever, that’s not even my favorite World Series,” he said, printing out a boarding pass to Williamsport.

Good to see an old man not be a victim of the knockout game for a change.

Obviously they won’t go. No one in the NBA supports a travel ban.

Isn’t Lorde too old at this point to change careers?

Having learned the difference between “waterproof” and “water-resistant”, I’m not sure I would have much faith in a “bullet-resistant vest”.

Look, if there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s that regardless of whether or not the design was copied, the actual protective/tactical value of the camo is highly questionable, right? Right??

We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.

Why say “Five Gulf Nations cut ties with Qatar” when you can say “Five Gulf Nations break Qatar strings?” That’s web journalism 101, Wags.

But the thing is, if you’re not a Golden State Warriors fan—or, hell, even if you are one—and you claim that the blowout part of last night’s game held your attention as closely as the first half did, you’re lying.

Trump gets owned harder and more often by Khans than the Starship Enterprise.

In Martellus Bennett’s defense, every end of the pool is shallow after Jason Whitlock does a cannonball.

Officer: Where you coming from?

Björnsson filed an official appeal requesting that footage of his final rep be reviewed, but it was denied.

He is literally everything the GOP claims to hate.

Did you know lemons contain more sugar than strawberries? It’s true! If you’ve ever got a craving for something sweet, you can use this simple trick:

I have a modest proposal on all minimum wage discussions in the news media. They should include a parenthetical about how the hourly wage would translate to annual salary. So $15 a hour($31,200 a year).

If a player is Mickey Mantle incarnate on an irrelevant, mediocre team, does it make a sound?

Ailes was a slurry pond with legs, and his death should be sung to the high heavens. He and Scalia are two of the only people whose deaths I celebrate