Hernandez learned everything he knew about the Bible from Tim Tebow, which explains why his understanding of it was incomplete.

What is with these Patriot TEs always hanging around at the wrong time?

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

Unbelievable. That guy must absolutely hate Russell Wilson.

He was unfamiliar with the layout of the house because the owner had put on an addition unlike any other.

This guy has yet to make it through 12 steps, let alone an entire staircase. 

Pictured: Dustin Johnson, hitting a ball, surrounded by powder.

Brian Kelly out here supporting his player like a construction lift in a wind storm.

I wonder if Georgetown will win after he leaves. I’ll bet Jonah Keri has a theory that could explain this.

the Hoya athletic department unsuccessfully attempted to lure several big-name coaches—Notre Dame’s Mike Brey, Harvard’s Tommy Amaker, and Xavier’s Chris Mack, per an industry source—to fill the position after employing the services of search firm Korn Ferry.

This might bruise his ego, but he cam longer abuse the notion of being an every-down RB; he may need to switch professions or at least branch out into different aspects of football.

Oh wild. Atlanta is having problems with time management. You don’t say?

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

Irvin’s lawyer told TMZ that these latest allegations are completely false: “You expect the public to believe that Michael Irvin had drugs and *gave* them to another person rather than use them all himself?”

Did Fagin really attempt to snub Walton, or was it more of an artful dodge?

“THIS JOE EMBIID, I CALL HIM THE LIBERTY BELL BECAUSE HE’S LARGE, IMMOBILE AND HAS A CRACKED BASE!”
-Jon Gruden

And now he has to win Man of the Match again to explain to authorities why he calls his daughter his girlfriend.

“Melania knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That’s what I was talking about. I don’t have a girlfriend,” he said.

“One thought he should have zigged, and the other thought he should have zagged. They got sideways with each other.”