To be fair, a parade through the streets of Dallas is totally foreign territory for the Cowboys.

candidate for most disturbing potential Bear Friday headline

I demand that all future bear Friday posts be given similar treatment.

Worst Foodspin article ever. Not one recipe for dog.

You must be new to Deadspin Barry, we call those dongs here.

That’s a surprisingly good defense of his play last season from Harden.

Skins gave the GM permission to go to the combine, only to take it back. Typical.

Embiid is developing right on schedule. Like many rookies before him, he’s finding his comfort zone right after the all star break.

Don’t give him such a hard time, you only #YOLO once.

A confused Carlos Martinez sets up a mirror and begins masturbating.

“When this great nation was established, the African-American community experienced unemployment close to 0% in certain portions of the country.”

DeVos went on to express nostalgia for “nearly full employment of the antebellum plantation system.”

The Padres say it’s not that bad, but it feels bad.

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

You misspelled “hot dog fingers.”

Morons. They were playing Kentucky.

Instead of reading this I’m just going to sit here and vibrate my body so that I slip through the screen of space time and end up back in 2011 so I can watch Derrick Rose be anything other than insanely depressing.

Teams are probably banking on him walking away at the end of his contract. But they should know better than assuming he’ll be able to walk.

Pretty sure if he’s brought back to earth that the tides are gonna be fucked up.

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?