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“Jon Snow “dies” just as Melisandre has conveniently arrived at Castle Black”

Okay, I know that the Walk of Shame is the bigger set piece here, and yeah, we all knew it wasn’t going to last, but Jesus, that’s a hell of a “also happening” throw-in there.

A scorpion asks a frog to carry him over a river.

they’re real. they’re also uncommons, which is another new thing for planeswalkers.

Just go to MTG’s official site/Facebook. They’ve previewed quite a few (likely due to leaks) and you’ll see them. Planeswalkers without loyalty adding effects and some do have big game ending bombs, but conditional. 

...you’re reaching a bit. My reading of the article was that the direction for the game, aside from standard check-ins by upper management and those fucking stupid Frostbite and Live Service requirements, largely game from within Bioware.

Hasn’t this jumped the shark yet? It was funny for a while, but now it’s become corporate advertising fodder and there’s not much humor or surprise....it’s becoming very cringe.

in spain we say jugamos para ganar, pudimos empatar, y... perdimos como siempre. XD.

Yes, this x1000. He’s got a far, far better physique than the first two (?) actors they cast, but he looks at least 10 years younger than Sandor does.

Did they try pressing F?

PRESS X TO FIND THE TIME TO PAY RESPECTS 

This meme ignores the power of Thanos’ Infinity Clench. However...

“Missing”

It will be a damn travesty if the little people like the assistant teacher serve time while the rich people and celebrities skate.

Other than “Its one of my favorite books” Trump?

Shit like this is why I could never be a member of Congress because, upon hearing this kind of speech, I would either:

Oh, sure, we’ve all thought about it: “You know what would really put this quarterly report over the fucking top? A little bit of Hitler!”

As Republicans keep trying to accuse people across the aisle of being anti-Semitic, maybe they could stop quoting Mein Kampf. Because most people that aren’t anti-Semitic don’t include that shit in their powerpoint presentations.

Mo Brooks takes the cake today in my book for quoting “Mein Kampf” while talking about the “Big Lie” on the House floor.

I can’t believe anyone ever fell for this guy’s bullshit. He was so clearly a con man from day 1.

If your movie’s called The Quake, don’t take more than an hour to get to the quake