If I ever have kids, I’m naming them Absolute Genius and Cool Dadio.

“Paging Dr Shroedinger, PETA on line 2.”

Generally, cows raised for leather goods and cows raised to become meat are cared for differently and are not the same animals. 

I was going to make a snarky quip about being so old that Michael Pena is playing dad characters in movies, but the school scene with the metal detector that’s played for laughs is just straight up depressing. We’re at the point that school shootings are now so normalized that we don’t even think about how fucked up…

Is this why my line of preteen monkey skank dolls are not selling well?

It’s been there for several years, as an easy gender-neutral way of referring to the race.

I’m sure they’ll make an exception for AOC and Omar’s primary challengers. 

Nope but on an unrelated note, they did get a new library with a nice plaque.

Members of Parliament, so our elected representatives.

So after May’s awful attempt at a speech last night, where she positioned MPs as traitors, a petition to revoke Article 50 has been signed by more than two million people in only 24 hours. If this continues it could manage to beat the record set by the Trump petition by the march on Saturday, and while the petition is…

The subway is electric and breaks all the time. Being electric doesn’t mean it’s reliable at all.

You can’t blame him.  At least, he doesn’t deserve all default. 

It’ll never happen. The GOP is in the pocket of Big Pellet.

Or it could be a perfect opportunity to gaze into the rotten core of our soul as a nation and do something meaningful about gun control instead of just accepting that we need dystopian drills like this in the first place.

We don’t need to legislate a solution here.  We should just arm the teachers with their own pellet guns.

I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was, and now what I’m with isn’t it, and what is it is confusing and scary to me.

Willful ignorance and outright stupidity are Fox’s biggest friends.

Next year they’ll launch a product which directly competes with this one.  In three years they’ll kill all of it to focus development on google messages.

Google: Let’s remove hardware barriers everywhere!

If you live in a red/purple state, please make the effort to tell your republican Senators to rebuke this unconstitutional power grab by Trump.