When I was in college and still a practicing Muslim (not a great practitioner, more of a please-forgive-all-these-sins-I’m-definitely-committing type; your standard fare Easter-and-Xmas-Only Christian), I used to have a lot of people get uncomfortable when they had seen my Qur’an.

The trick is to main random so noone can counter-pick.

Good thing he didn’t commit voter fraud while holding 2 grams of weed. 

AutoCrossbow!

Didn’t Edgar have a machine gun as one of his tools in FFVI?

It was my understanding that gunblades were never meant to shoot anything. The trigger just set off an explosion to cause the blade to vibrate, so that it could cut better. There was no bullet.

Fucking amateur. From the official DPRK archives:

super republican BILK said that caps lone wolf no government controlling him was the conservative way. the accords were from another country therefore not American and America first is my BIL argument. So that is why he thought Iron man was the liberal side.

You tell the Republicans to get on board sweeping judicial reform via constitutional amendment. Then when they ignore you you add another seat to the Supreme Court. Now the judicial reform is even better (for sanity i.e. non-wingnuts) than what you last offered, but now they know the consequences of turning this one…

“AaAaAcCcTtTuUuAaAlLlYyY...”

Don’t see much point giving up a rare fairly comfortable blue seat in an increasingly red state for a ceremonious position. 

But what will little Timmy think when the gays get treated the same as the hetero’s??????????????( Sarcasm)

Yeah, someone go ask her if she believed Christine Ford.

That's why it's called MeToo. 

I mean, not appalled enough to deviate too much...

Saying and doing are separate things, and she is still a Republican. In fact, what did she say about Kavanaugh? Oh yeah, she’d vote for him, too. Party over everything.

Brave of her to come forward. Now, that she is in power it’d be nice if she practices what she preaches.

Martha McSally says she’d vote to confirm Brett Kavanaugh

I served. I was a grunt in an all-male infantry unit. One of the more fucked up realizations I’ve had after getting out is that pretty much every female service member I’ve become friends with after getting out has a rape experience or sexual assault experience while they were in the service.

In hindsight, I think STP is clearly the cream of the bottom of the barrel. 

“This one takes places in the regions of Kanto and Arkansas!”