It’s just like how The Empire Strikes Back undermined Star Wars. Obviously msacras.

That reminds me of a funny thing about cows. Now a lot of people don’t know this, but cow’s aren’t actually purple. Actually, a lot of experts will tell you that milk comes from cows, and maybe they’re right, but have you actually ever seen them get the milk out? It’s disgusting (if milk really does come from cows,…

Or perhaps it was once the Irish were considered white that Kelly felt those first tender stirrings of #MAGA.

“Spending time with family,” sounds suspiciously like “you’re about to hear some scandalous shit about to break.” I’ll take the odds on the latter.

You mean the one I mentioned in the opening...

Perfect choice to run FIFA, then.

There isn’t a Trump alive that should be considered a keeper

The Queens accent doesn’t help. It’s right down there with W’s nasal twang.

He has this slurry, soft quality like he’s trying to sound seductive but comes off as creepy. I refuse to listen to him unless it’s by accident.

I know!

HOW IN THE WORLD COULD YOU VOTE FOR THIS MORON AFTER HEARING HIM TALK?

Everyone has answered this more eloquently than I could have. How can a 70+ year old man sound so whiny?

It’s absolutely that - the nauseating combination of absolute arrogance despite utter idiocy. It’s like you can hear the few brain cells left in his addled brain rattling around in there. You can see right through the bullshit he tries to project all the while being aware of how idiots watching at home aren’t able to…

For the tone, it’s the always-present combination of whining and empty-threat’ing that does it for me. The straight-up second-grade-bully playbook.

For me, the “something else” is that I keep saying to myself - “this is the President of the United Sates talking. The fucking President”. That is the part that grates on me.

Trump’s voice makes him seem like he gets exhausted by a bowel movement. So does his face and body.

Whenever something like this comes out I have to wait for a written transcript. I refuse to even look at him, much less listen to him.

They are now officially the party of trump.

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