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It is like a terrible version of Orwell’s 1984 in which the dictator is such a mercurial idiot that his administrators must adjust the public’s perception of reality almost daily to cover for his endless blunders.  

Depends on the type of colorblindness, no? The vastly most common form of colorblindness is red-green, and individuals with that can see blue just fine.

That show will always have a very special place in mah heart

And Wonderfalls :(

Thelma? THELMA?

I realized super late that he was Ronan in Guardians of the Galaxy, too.

“Listen. I absolutely, categorically said ‘X.’” - Trump

Do ya mean, um, people with non-white skin colors? “Cause I’m pretty sure that’s what The Dumpster means....

Her resignation....it’s something unpredictable, but in the end it’s right.

Meanwhile, Trump is “coming for your guns!”

I had this thought run through my head too, but fear of being court ordered not to play Mario Kart prevented me from sharing it.

The judge is an idiot. If there’s any game that might result in a mass shooting it’s Mario Kart. #fuckblueshells

If the gun had a gun this could have been avoided.

Come to Detroit, our classrooms are safe :)

While it remains to be seen exactly what the teacher now in custody by the Dalton Police was doing with their gun, the incident will hopefully force some of those advocating for more guns in the classroom to reconsider.

BUT IF ALL THE OTHER TEACHERS HAD GUNS THEY COULD SQUAD UP AND STORM THE CLASSROOM WITH THE BAD TEACHER IN IT RAINBOW SIX STYLE.

Not sure if I was supposed to read that in Kif Kroker’s voice, but I definitely did.

“So what happens is, this guy falls off right on his face, hits his head, and I thought he died. And you know what I did? I said, ‘Oh my God, that’s disgusting,’ and I turned away,” said Trump. “I couldn’t, you know, he was right in front of me and I turned away. I didn’t want to touch him… he’s bleeding all over the

No no no, there was an actual flesh-and-blood witness.

Trump’s HEROISM throughout the years