If Luigi’s appearance is a factor, neither Mario 64 nor Sunshine should count.

Probably:

I can understand leaving out “Mario Run” (best: Mario on your phone, worst: the concessions to get Mario on your phone), but I’m disappointed that there’s no mention of Mario Land, Mario Land 2 and Mario 3D Land. Those are more Mario games than Yoshi’s Island.  

Are you sure about Rocket League’s lack of transphobia? Last time I checked, there were neither Autobots nor Decepticons.

A movie so good and scary, I’ve read the Wikipedia plot summary twice and watched it not even once. 

The question that we should be pondering:

(For the record, I was making a joke about infamous trademark troll Monster energy drinks:

I’m sorry, but when you say “Pokémon reveals a new monster”, are you talking about a new variety of Monster energy drink? I’m confused. 

But think of the harm the book could do if thrown at the teacher or a student! It’s not like there’s literally a ONE thing that they could ban (or at least significantly restrict access) that would reduce the risk of students and teachers getting injured or killed at school!

Nope, you never play or dress like Sheik in OoT. 

Do you think that’s just a coincidence? They’ve been working doing this for a long time. 

In the 90’s there were all this reboots of properties from the 40’s and 50’s, because those were the shows and IPs that the Hollywood executives loved as a child.

I bet that they won’t miss the chance (this time) for having DeVito voice Pikachu in the Smash Bros spinoff. 

I would’ve added in the description for OoT that for a loooong time* it was regarded as the best game ever made. I don’t think this list is bad for the record. As in the Mario series, you could put the top 5 in any order and I’d agree (“BotW is 5th, LttP is 2nd and MM is #1?!? Meh, I guess that’s fair…”)

When you take the words out of a post, whatever remains, is the message. 

If Nintendo wants to follow their own recipe for success, for Super Mario Bros 2 they should take the script for a movie that won’t be as popular in the west, and just change the four main characters.

So it seems Mario 2 is imminent, then…

Rod Serling: Some say [something about something], but in some situations [something is not about that thing]. But in this case, [THIS something IS about THIS something], and at the end of everything, all we can say, is fuck Zazlav.

If you get your Metroid series, here’s my pitch for episode 4:

I really don’t see how you could turn the last one into a *good* movie.