1) It’s been public knowledge that Shakira was going to move to Miami for a couple of months now.

And it will end with Maui fighting Superman, played by Henry Cavill

I’m guessing the reason Keegan Michael Key is not in this slideshow (btw, boooo!), is that he looked too much like Trump’s penis

Actually, it’s more like “Republicans die from mysterious disease. Scientist suspect mistreated common flu.”, but I get where you’re coming from. 

At the same time that I think that the merger between Activision and Microsoft would be bad for us costumers, I also believe that more regulation in the gaming industry would be bad for us.

I do! On the one hand, I was against the acquisition because it veered too close to a dominating market position by one single party, meaning they would actually have the power to drive prices on their own volition.

“It is impossible that that fire is hotter than this frying pan”

People are replaying the game in anticipation?

Sony’s argument should be:

There are a lot of perfectly cromulent pearl jam songs they could use. Daughter would be a little to much on the nose, but otherwise (in reverse chronological order):

When I was a little kid, a giraffe at the zoo lifted me at least 1,5 meters above the ground (5 feet?), before gently putting me down.

Ah Super Mario Bros 3, a game so nice you can play it thrice!

After a quick google search, it may have something to do with them being collectibles, meaning they fall under already existing legislation (say, they have to inform both their customers and authorities the number of each card that they will release).

I was wondering the same thing. 

I can’t smoke pot because it makes me paranoid as fuck. Let that sink in. 

Saudi investors would profit more by suing him and/or staging hostile takeovers of the rest of his companies than by killing him.

Context: I didn’t play the games, but I did read every spoiler because I thought I’d never get to experience the story otherwise.

I’ve been a plumber for 30 years and you wouldn’t believe the amount of turtles I had to stomp daily. 

It doesn’t say anything in the article, but I’m gonna take a wild shot and guess that the eShop discount is going to be the same $20 off (out of the base $60) that every first party Nintendo game gets every couple of months.

When you say eastern, how far east?