At this point, the saying should go “No one stays death except for Uncle Ben and the original Captain Marvel”.

My bet is that Iron Man dies, but Tony Stark’s personality and memories are left alive and he becomes the next Iron Man(Heart)’s Jarvis.

I would bet it has more to do with sunlight and the time they go to school or back home (more risks of being ran over by uncareful drivers, or being robbed).

Like Stanley Tucci said in Captain America, people often forget the first country the Nazis invaded was their own. 

I was thinking the same! Who the fuck reads “Mein Kampf” with enough attention to quote it?

I read it as Apple seeing money somewhere, and then going to that place.

Every quake is the hero in their own story. 

“Cows raised for slaughter are not the same as cows used for laughter”

I’ll help you. Count me in if you need a fake marriage and/or a fake adoption application. 

Dora la Matadora

Oh, then it’s perfectly legal and fine and just. Glad we sorted that out!

So, what’s going to be revealed this weekend that’s got him so riled up? It can’t be just senility, stupidity and dumb luck that’s got the media distracted with his John McCain obsession, right?

Chilean, actually, so struggling with both British acronyms and English vocabulary :P

What are MPs?

You’re misunderstanding, the people who are actually preparing for something in these drills are not the teachers or the students. 

What’s his take on Warcraft?

Look, it was between Jared, someone who read books, or someone who had no money, and Daddy wouldn’t have allowed neither of the last two.

What’s that about getting bought from Univision? Is the situation under the “new” management not going too well?

I think the answer is “Pewdipie”, but I’m not certain, because I don’t really care. 

I wouldn’t call Bolsonero a pseudo-Fascist. He is an outspoken one. You are looking at him as if he was a lesser Trump. Don’t make that mistake. Republicans dream that Trump is the type of person Bolsonaro is.