Exactly. People act as though she’s perpetually 19 (which, by the way, is well above the legal age for a woman to make her own decisions about who she engages in a relationship, sexual or otherwise, with). She’s 47 and a mother of two; NOW is she allowed to make her own decisions, or are we still going to stand here…

The fact of the matter is that he shouldn’t need evidence he is innocent

And Fat Albert was the BADDEST Buck-Buck breaker in the world!

You hit on 9/10, but you’re all the way wrong about arugula on pizza. When I’m eating sad grocery store pizza because I punted on cooking a real meal, throwing arugula on top makes it feel like the most expensivest shit and adds a nice peppery kick that balances out the usually too sweet sauce. It also counts as a…

I feel you on everything but arugula. Arugula is the shit. I almost always get it on my pizza if it’s an option at the joint.

Sitdown, school’s in.
3. Arugula has a slightly bitter flavor and goes well on unconventional pizzas. Fig jam, prosciutto, gorgonzola or other blue cheese, arugula, and a balsamic vinegar reduction. This will change your life.

Chicago and its wonderful residents do not eat pizza, but rather stuff themselves with deep-dish meat cakes. Their hot dogs are fucked up too. Somebody need to go over there and unplug all of the kitchen appliances until we figure out what the hell is going on.

My Costco has these for $199 as well, and I actually think they might be on sale right now there for a little less than that. And it comes with 3 sensors.

My Costco has these for $199 as well, and I actually think they might be on sale right now there for a little less…

He was just throwing his outrage across the room. Guess you caught it.

It was Leonard Bernstein.

Here to watch the greyburners get all in their feelings.

An espresso has less caffeine than a cup of coffee.

An espresso has less caffeine than a cup of coffee.