As much as I’m sorry for poor Jeff Smith, I’d love it if we could get away from the idea that every good book must be turned into something we can watch on a screen, the better.

you need a time out.

Just put the 30 rack of Genny Cream in the garage next to all the others.

Precisely. I put the mask on just before getting out of the car for the first time, and then I leave it on until I am home and I have washed my hands. That means I’m driving with the mask on.

Put your mask on.

The other key is the amount of oil. It may sound like I’m stupid, well I am, but when you have a quart of oil in a saucepan and add 8 oz. of batter for a funnel cake, the temperature drops rapidly, and the product browns less and takes longer to cook than the same 8 oz. dropped in 5 gallons of hot oil, the heat…

My favorite part was the wondrous “my version has almost a meatiness to it.”

Which is funny, ‘cause that was a Beatles cover. But seriously, why are the fucking Jonas Brothers still a fucking thing?

Oh, good. Now you know the flavor.

the next way angry orchard can fix this is host their wedding for them at no cost to them. their firing is a principle matter.

that this fucking stupid cunt interrupted this man’s proposal three god damned times is absolutely infuriating. i spent months planning and saving for proposing to my wife, if a shit head like…

They didn’t say they fired anyone. “Removed from role” and “replaced”

And the headline is wrong because the source article not only says nothing about leftovers, but also indicates that this is for take-out.

Dear Linda:

It looks like the new color softcover release is the same 6 x 9 dimensions as the hardcover color releases as well.

It looks like the new color softcover release is the same 6 x 9 dimensions as the hardcover color releases as well.

Also it’s worth noting that the colorization was overseen and approved by Bryan Lee O’Malley, so it’s not some hack job imposed on the work to sell more units.

Also it’s worth noting that the colorization was overseen and approved by Bryan Lee O’Malley, so it’s not some hack…

This right here, this is the correct take.

This right here, this is the correct take.

If you are driving a beetle, there’s not going to be anyone behind you to see anyway. Forward visibility is all that counts.

One of the most physically unfit Presidents in our lifetime can’t string sentences together above a 3rd grade level.

His predecessor, other than the cigarettes, is one of the most fit Presidents in our lifetime, and graduated magna cum laude from Harvard Law School.

In fact, most of our Presidents except the current one…

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