Bartlett was charged with carrying a concealed firearm.

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Where are we on Tracy Morgan? Cuz I feel like he did more or less the same thing, and Tiny Fey came out and sort of covered for him, and then he had that horrendous car accident and it all went away. At the time I remember going, I can’t watch 30 Rock now without yelling at the screen “you’re not funny to me anymore,…

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Pound Me In The Butter Federal Prison

You put butter in jasmine rice?

Also, Spike Lee’s “Bamboozled,” which is (deservedly) out of print on DVD at this time.

Reeves did not say how hairstyles influenced one’s musical performance

THANK YOU. At no point did the quoted words “the moon landing or the civil rights movement” come out of her mouth. That is a sloppy reduction of the Daily Mail headline-writer’s misleading paraphrase of the article beneath it.

Oh, laugh if you want, but Jesus’ blood never failed him yet.

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“vodka vodka vodka” — Fizzie Bear

“If we took the bones out, it wouldn’t be ‘crunchy,’ would it?”

the gentle, heartbroken music of folk crooner Sufjan Stevens

Right. Umami (and glutamate) I have covered, I’m not asking about a source for that. I’m asking about a source for what he refers to in the article as a “glutamate-boosting compound,” i.e. a thing I could add to kombu to take the place of bonito, which I don’t eat because it’s fish.

So the answer turns out to be yeah, sort of, in that disodium inosinate, the animal one, can be created meatlessly through microbial fermentation, and at industrial scale, it usually is (in much the same way that citric acid power isn’t made from actual lemons).

“synergistic nucleotides” ... shellfish, mackerel, niboshi, chicken, pork, and anchovies.

“If we took the bones out they wouldn’t be crunchy”

Which yeast strains do you prefer for each of those?

We’re doing a couple batches of hard cider at home from the relatively decent apple cider that Walmart stocks this time of year (“Ryan’s” brand, not-from-concentrate, no preservatives, less than $5/gal).

According to the Facebook post linked to in the story, he brought two pizzas with him.

1. Some supermarket brands of Worcestershire sauce (e.g. Ralph’s/Kroger’s) don’t have anchovy in them. (Someone elsewhere has correctly noted that anchovies separate from those in the Worcestershire were not part of the original version of the Caesar salad recipe.)