Kevin is the next person in line, and he gets progressively more hysterical over their incompetence. “He has a bomb! He has a bomb!”

They arrest him for saying “bomb.”

You’re right. When TDS first started, Kilborn was brain-scrapingly annoying, like a fraternity-grade Dennis Miller. But about a year in, he (or his writers’ room) managed to outgrow that whole shtick, and it became a smart, calm, incisive show.

I don’t remember how I felt when Stewart came in, but I think Noah is a…

“Christ, what an asshole!”

“Hi, I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.”

So, how do you reply to that email? Let’s assume that the goal is to bring this guy back in as a repeat customer.

I clocked out somewhere around “photo where he’s wearing a trilby.”

Sandwich on a kaiser roll. Sandwich on a bagel. Torta on a bolillo.

Filet o’ Fish sandwich on a bun.

Aw, he’s still alive.

No drama?

Meant that to read “Fiat 500e,” their electric. The e-Golf’s MSRP is only slightly higher than the Fiat, but because you’re paying for so much depreciation, the lease ends up costing nearly 50% more.

The lease on the e-Golf is kind of shitty, actually. As of this writing, the residual value on the standard 36mo/10K mi/yr lease is 36%. Compare this to the Fiat 300, which was 56% last month (not sure what it is in July).

Once at a 9 hour flight from Paris to Tokyo I had offered the guy sitting next to me a Finnish candy, Sisu (kinda like salty liquorice but not, but also not liquorice with menthol but kinda like?) He then showed me something, roughly the size of a breath mint. So I took it and put it in my mouth, because hey, they ate…

A tater tot is a croquette.

I know how it’s supposed to be pronounced, but fuck it: in my kitchen they’ll always be chillpotty peppers.

I got four or five minutes of solid laughs out of this. Well done.

"Barely-legal ass car"?

He’s the Saddam Hussein of fashion.

It's working okay for me. ("$3.00 discount applied")

Circumstantial evidence, no matter how good and no matter how much, is hard to prove beyond a reasonable doubt.

It looks like that Roman Polanski movie I had to scream at and turn off fourteen minutes in.