“Christ, what an asshole!”

“Hi, I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.”

So, how do you reply to that email? Let’s assume that the goal is to bring this guy back in as a repeat customer.

So it’s The Pillow Book?

“Treez Nuts”?

I clocked out somewhere around “photo where he’s wearing a trilby.”

YES THANK YOU. The iceberg wedge with Maytag bleu dressing and fresh black pepper is an object of perfection. I’d even argue that the tomatoes are superfluous.

I needed to sleep tonight, you know.

I know the summary above says “The balls are coated in carbon black,” but the carbon’s in the plastic, not sprayed on the outside. From the linked LA times article:

Two materials means two rates of heating/cooling and, consequently, expanding/contracting, which then causes them to crack along the boundary seam.

I have a TI Silent 700 out in the shed (and, somewhere in a closet, about a dozen rolls of 30-year-old thermal paper for it).

A $60 box that will consume about a square foot of floor space. What does the floor space in your home cost you per month?

I have seen another video exactly like this, only it was in reverse.

Sandwich on a kaiser roll. Sandwich on a bagel. Torta on a bolillo.

Filet o’ Fish sandwich on a bun.

Aw, he’s still alive.

No drama?

Pas de Deux, by Norman McLaren.

Okay, then. Which Tarkovsky? My pick is Nostalghia, but I haven’t seen all of them.

Beethoven’s 5th would benefit a great deal from the superior quality

Meant that to read “Fiat 500e,” their electric. The e-Golf’s MSRP is only slightly higher than the Fiat, but because you’re paying for so much depreciation, the lease ends up costing nearly 50% more.