No, no, no. It’s ok for Harbaugh to recruit teens.

Holy shit, I’ve been cracking up at your username for a good 10 mins now. Customers are looking at me funny

Can you break that $50+ down for us? How long did you actually have the game?

Do we know that it would be? What he’s talking about is a complete shift from one type of product to another. He’s not saying that you would subscribe and just download the new Madden every August. It would have to be an entirely different package that “rewards” players that are engaged throughout the year. You can’t…

Except that quote was about EA Sports titles. I think it makes perfect sense to use that model for games that are already released annually with little difference from one to the next.

Zukka is the KD of of Kinja.

Easy solution - move the microwave into HR’s office.

Several hospitals have banned microwave popcorn entirely because of burnt popcorn.

This is the absolute worst offense possible when it comes to food in the office. It’s one thing to do it on accident and burn the popcorn (still worthy of employment termination as the smell is the worst) but to do it on purpose?!?! FIRST THING IN THE DAMN MORNING??!! He should be put in jail. No way that guy should…

LiAngelo probably thought the shopkeepers would be just like LaVar and not pay any attention to him.

You’ll never go broke underestimating what “adults should know.”

I used to work in a building that the FBI also had an office in, they used to regularly set off the office’s fire alarm by burning popcorn.

We got the little popcorn bags in our office, and I literally sent an all office email that was like “PSA: the popcorn bags currently in the office are single serving. DO NOT USE THE “POPCORN” SETTING OR YOU WILL BURN IT. These take about 90 seconds to finish, so please be watchful.”

People who microwave fish (good or bad) in the office kitchen should be taken outside and put in stocks. They are garbage humans and deserve no compassion from any of us.

My problem is: you like popcorn, fine, but at 8 in the fucking morning? And liking burnt popcorn is a sure sign that you’re a serial killer. GTFOH

Someone burned it once in our office, and now it’s banned forever. Which seems a bit harsh considering some lady tried to microwave fish that turned out to be bad, and we legit had to evacuate the office because of the stench, but we’re still allowed to cook fish in the office. #justiceforpopcorn

- The National Anthem before NFL games

Oh man, the era of Dirty, Filthy and Nasty. Those were the days. Also, I remember early in his career reading that some teammates called him Dirk Diggler.

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