I know you’re making a Dragon’s Lair reference, but why the stock Teddy Bridgewater pic?

Cumin on breasts is wonderful.

lol cum

I also don’t recommend cummin’ on burgers.

Cumin is definitely better than not cumin, but sometimes people fake it.

I picked team Ketchup, but after seeing this I’ve clearly made the wrong choice.

It’s crude, and it’s juvenile, and it’s irreverent, and that’s been Dave Chappelle’s comedy for decades. I did find it a little squicky watching his shows on Netflix when he made jokes on this topic, but a lot of his comedy is predicated on giving things not-quite-true representations/making offensive stances and…

When who calls? My current employer? The ones who happily schedule me 40 hours every week and have always given me the maximum raise at every evaluation? Is that who you are talking about?

her weapon would be expired coupons that you are just going to have to accept, or else get your manager over here and we’ll see what they have to say about it

I’m trying to figure out what her weapon would be.

Pretty sure they had two goals for this piece of shit tournament:

Oh, I misread that, my bad. That’s...still pretty bad though. Public restrooms cause me enough anxiety as it is.

Sorry for the poor quality, I looked for a better one but couldn’t find it.

“She”? Check your privilege, bro. The guy missed it and the woman got it right.

He said homers. *She* said RBIs.

Cricket? GET OUT OF HERE LIMEY. THIS IS AMERICA

That’s not reasonable.

As a Cowboys fan, this checks out.

My ovaries just exploded.