Just about everything the PA Announcer says at Mavs games is terrible. He ruins the game experience.

I mean, according to his Twitter bio, he calls himself that:

Best of luck trying this in 29 years.

I think if Dr J, who is an inch shorter, could still dunk at 63, Lebron isn’t going to have any problems.

So he sucks at driving in life as much as he does in Diddy Kong Racing?

Holy shit, the goal call in the video is incredible.

Reminds me of the Aaron Downey punch from years ago. The main difference is, Downey waited to dodge the first punch, then absolutely obliterated the guy:

Wow, this is one hell of a first comment. Keep them coming.

Benedict Cumberbatch

Certainly not in today’s NBA. Maybe 20 years ago.

one of which looked like what would happen if Sasquatch got fucked by a Viking

Wow, Brandon Weeden and Matt Cassell get to duke it out for an injured QB’s starting spot again. It’s 2015 all over again. I’m sure the Titans will make the smart pick and take whichever loses the battle less forcefully.

Damn, Daniel.

I thought the Steamworld Dig 2 image was pretty awful too. Of course, not enough to complain about it, because who cares? Well, besides the internet, I guess.

Hasn’t Pac Man had a rough enough time in Las Vegas?

Nice dad joke.

Can you explain to me how football would be illegal? Thinking of it as barbaric, sure, fine, whatever. I get that. But how can you question the legality of it? It’s not as if the players are being forced, against their will, to play football.

Mickey Tettleton

Any true meatball sub aficionado knows that you just pick up the spillage with your hands.

To be fair, Andy looked like he has lost a considerable amount of weight, so it’s at least much easier to carry him around now.