Hi Patrick!

Yeah, I just saw the edit. That makes more sense. Anyway, I hope the Lakers continue to have great success this season and lose their pick.

If they end the season in sole possession of the third-worst record, they’ll have a 56 percent chance of landing in the top three in the lottery. If they end in sole possession of the second-worst record, they’ll have a 47 percent chance.

“...he still collects autographs of the team’s stars to showcase in his office.”

Move hockey to the Summer Olympics, problem solved.

I don’t really have anything insightful or hilarious to say (to be fair I rarely do on either front). This was a truly delightful video, thanks for posting.

He named the two horses Rougned Odor and Rougned Odor.

You alright, snowflake?

Probably for the same reasons as Kaep hasn’t. Lack of ability, disinterest in football, too much of a distraction.

Sarah Palin with a bad take? You don’t say!

Look, I love Zelda and all, but the existence of Breath of the Wild is not sufficient explanation for why there’s no Skate 4.

“I love my City Councilwoman—she’s awesome,” she says, “I’m obsessed with Tish James, who is our public advocate in New York City. I support our mayor. I love my Congresswoman. I love our senators.”

A Brother Seamus? Like an Irish monk?

You are understanding it correctly, but you can’t do it under the same account. I’ve got a second account on my Switch for just that purpose. You can play the Japanese games on your primary account once you purchase it on your secondary.

I wish I could write back. I’d tell him he could keep commercials after kickoffs if we could get real touchdown celebrations. These guys are literally ruining their brains playing this game, the least we can do is allow them to do just about whatever they want when they score.

My grandma called everything a “Game Boy”.

Clearly the Lakers like to identify the type of player they want and go after them:

I fully anticipate my kid’s first words will be “What’s this motherfucker doing?”

Congrats on your poop. Best news I’ve read all day.

Yeah, I totally agree, you can’t really make a full game of just what’s in the video above. There has to be some different segments. Genesis Sonic was not as easy to move into future generations as 2D Mario was, since the games were so different at their core. That isn’t to say that I didn’t enjoy some of the early 3D…