My wife gave birth to our son 3 weeks ago. Every morning, they would tell my wife a password/color combination that would be used for the next 24 hour period that a nurse would have to tell us before they were able to take the baby for testing (hearing test, bilirubin, etc). As other commenters have mentioned,…

RE: point 2, unfortunately, it is clear how that’s going to work:

Yep, just saw that Nintendo had confirmed that. I’d be surprised if it wasn’t so Nintendo of them.

L: Ok, but it has to be an SNES game and it can only be played for one month and then the customer has to buy it. *wipes glue from mouth*

Ok.

The initial poster limited it to men. I’m just saying, I disagree that loud men, in general, are any worse than loud women, in general, on planes.

Jesus CHRIST, there’s just some things you don’t talk about in public!

I can see where you’re coming from, but for this guy, I can see nothing better than having him in solitary confinement for the rest of his life.

Can we just say loud people in general on the plane?

What if Bill Simmons’ mother had never met Bill Simmons’ father?

That brings us to Marvin Lewis. Marv has been painfully adequate for most of my adulthood, which is good enough for Mike Brown to keep him around forever. Chances are, he’ll be going 8-8 with Andy Dalton Jr. two decades from now while Brown is still sending collection notices to the local school commission.

Unfortunately, no bonus points for me.

It has already been established that Stevie Wonder can see. So of course he saw it coming.

In the words of former Cowboy great Darren Hambrick: “What do voluntary mean?”

This is a good one. They lightened up the orange on Trump to get it to match the Oompa Loompa, yeah?

Yeah, or Real Madrid loses tomorrow and Arsenal draws the defending champs instead. At this point I am convinced those are the only two possible outcomes.

Trump’s America: where someone making minimum wage working a seasonal job can delude themselves into thinking they somehow own any part of the institution they are employed by.