Fat jokes about Whitlock almost seem counter-productive at this point because there are so many truly awful things about him.

I’m gonna say the slightly obvious here, but Greg Howard did Deadspin and the world a great service by exposing this goddamn malicious phony for what he is.

Measured, reasoned and informative. All the things Whitlock is not.

No love for Nordy and his sick mullet?

69. Getting run over by the Racing Presidents

WRONG, Barry. Henry the puffy taco is the greatest mascot of all time. Full stop.

“Man remains unimpressed by movie about woman, directed by woman.”

These assholes keep out-assholing themselves!

Could also be Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump and Barron Trump to Ivanka

Alamo Drafthouse apologizes for Manpocalypse

The ROC went on to say that Melnikova “has superb birthing hips that will be useful once her training schedule allows her to begin menstruating.”

and her boyfriend, Ross Mechanic

That’s the kind of call you see in a little league game right after the umpire comes back from an intensive weekend-long training course and wants to prove to everyone he knows all the rules now. Horrible.

YEAH BUT THINK OF THE EDUCATION THEY’RE RECEIVING

Oh honey, you were on the wrong side. Come to Orange Beach, AL or Rosemary Beach or Clearwater in Florida.

OK, now THIS is what makes America great, right here. 1. He’s got more scientific credentials than anyone in the 45* Administration. 2. He’s got an education and 3. is applying it for both fun and profit. 4. His name is really Dr. Leatherman.

More raisist than sexist but whatever.

I HAVE THE SAME THING HAPPEN TO ME, EXCEPT THE TSA AGENT SAID I WOULDN’T FIT THROUGH THE NUDE SCANNER (OR ELSE THEY JUST DIDN’T WANT TO SEE WHAT I WAS PACKING) SO THEY BROUGHT ME OVER FOR A PAT DOWN. THEY SAID IT WAS OPTIONAL BUT I’M NOT A FUCKING TERRORIST AND I SAID IT WAS A PRIVILEGE TO TAKE PART IN THE SECURITY…