Once got to watch the Dodgers and Cardinals combine for 8 home runs in a game. Rickey Henderson hit his 81st and final lead-off home run for the Dodgers. It was awesome.

*remembers rules*

The guy who posted said that they driven it in 3rd for most of the truck’s life. Used mainly to tow equipment.

The most important part of a kayfabe is to keep the meat and vegetables separate. They do not cook at the same temperatures, so one or the other will always be over or under cooked.

A self-aware dumb redneck. Capture him and use him for science.

“Double dip? What are you talking about? Look, I’ll dip the way I want to dip, and you’ll dip the way you want to dip.”

Oh wow, that was a very, very bad magic trick.

Do any of the books involve a Vicar?

Unbelievable that any parent would allow their child to attend Baylor still. Absolutely zero support or protection if you are a woman on campus.

There’s a Scot House on LinkedIn that just moved from San Francisco to Idaho. Wonder why a guy like that would want to move to Idaho? 

I love when my employer decides to pay me with shit I don’t want, instead of money.

A ticket for all 6 days at the event is $100 plus tax. No work required.

Took my mother and mother in law to the Silos. They loved it. Everything was super expensive and made in China though. But I love me some Joanna.

Fair enough. Is making sweeping generalizations based on one experience not usually accurate?

Counterpoint: Automated promotions are a great idea. Please see above tweets.

Not the first time a mechanical failure led to a massive dump in the forest. Happened to me while jogging last week.

Any beach on the Gulf is trash. -sincerely Southern California kid that had to live in Corpus Christi for an extended period of time

Sometimes I look at these gymnasts or crossfit ladies and think, “Damn, I I’d kill to have those abs or arms”. I then I continue watching TV on my couch drinking a beer. Their athletic talent is unreal.

Last time I gave out back to back to back jacks, I too had a sore arm.

Still healthier than eating one bowl of Milk and Honey Original Café Mix.