Not the first time a mechanical failure led to a massive dump in the forest. Happened to me while jogging last week.

Any beach on the Gulf is trash. -sincerely Southern California kid that had to live in Corpus Christi for an extended period of time

Sometimes I look at these gymnasts or crossfit ladies and think, “Damn, I I’d kill to have those abs or arms”. I then I continue watching TV on my couch drinking a beer. Their athletic talent is unreal.

Last time I gave out back to back to back jacks, I too had a sore arm.

Still healthier than eating one bowl of Milk and Honey Original Café Mix. 

I once ate 16 Jack in the Box tacos (2 for $0.99!) in one sitting when I was 17. I was trying for 20 for some dumb reason.