I once got upgraded to first class on a 630 AM flight. I was so excited, free booze! Being that it was my first time in first class and it was the start of my vacation, I had to take advantage, regardless of the time of day.

This probably isn’t even a question. But is there a worst decision than trying to sleep next to your kid? They are 2000 degree pinwheels that make odd noises and twitch nonstop while driving their tiny feet in to your sides.

Seriously. Just what power does he think these sub groups have over him?

USWNT better watch out the next time they have to face Madison Bumgarner.

Scoring in a World Cup is personal as much as it is for the benefit of the team. Mallory Pugh scored the eleventh goal, and it was her first ever goal in a World Cup (in her first World Cup game). Alex Morgan tied a USWNT record. It’s always a big deal to score in a World Cup, and these players are allowed to…

or, just let people live their lives and love each other. you aren’t part of the equation, and neither are your feelings.

Even with the servile dermatologists and thrice-divorced yacht ghouls and buttery finance lordlings that crowd his social orbit and pay to belong to Trump’s clubs, there are still some latent traces of dirt under their fingernails—these people have to work to make the money to pay those dues, even if that work…

“This” is a weird spelling of Ivanka.

I, for one, am shocked- shocked!- that Steve Blass missed the mark.

“the official pest control provider to The San Diego Padres.”

Not sure if this was mentioned but, if so, worth re-mentioning. And if not, think about this for a minute or several b/c it is incredible and one of the most amazing aspects of Bob Gibson’s MAGICAL season of 1968 (I think of this whenever there some reference to guys not getting pulled):

Dude.. have you seen the Nats bullpen pitch?? They would have been better off having Max finish that game left handed. 

BTW, let’s be clear about something: We don’t want Trump making a deal with North Korea, because the deal would undoubtedly be worse than present relations. Trump is utterly incapable of an acceptable deal with the nation because he is incurious with no sense of history or ethics or much of anything else for that…

This is what you get when you let someone accustomed to applying their “Art of the Deal” tactics to Monopoly games, play in the real world: humans die.

Growing up I was always told by dad to carry a handkerchief and pocket knife at all times. This started when I was 8 and has continued for 42 years and counting.  

I now know better than to accept someone’s birthday party invitation to a restaurant because of this. Chances are, you’re all splitting that bill at the end of the night and people order wine and appetizers with reckless abandon and no consideration for the members of the party who don’t have disposable incomes. One…

And to think, it all started with a disagreement over what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.

That’s a damn Family Circus comic.

Straight up: I went to the front door of my son’s bully’s house and read his fat ass and his cross-eyed cousin true facts plus threatened to press charges. Yes they were only eight BUT they broke skin on my child and that could. not. stand.

How the hell has anyone not heard “Got To Get You Into My Life”?