It would be 61 years before the Giants would again try to sign a quarterback who had already been drafted.

"Bruce Wayne will conduct an independent investigation overseen by Batman."

The NFL will conduct an independent investigation overseen by the NFL.

WARRANTY VOIDED!

Berman: When Ray Rice entered the elevator, he swung at Janey and she went back-back-back-back-back-back-back to the wall.

I can see why you'd be partial to Greg, Chris. Neither of you can finish a 40 yard dash.

Well, the Trojan is broken, but at least he pulled the little guy out in time.

Josh Shaw out: heroism.

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THERE'S NO CROSSFIT ON THIS LIST

English language: "Your well come."

He should have just donated the $100.

He really does it to fend off the slurs hurled at him by his rival, Trey Urugay.

You're like the Mel Kiper of fruit analysis.

Your buddy's mom just lost her amateur status, pal.

This reminds me of the Twitter bet I had with J.R. Smith where I won his pipe.

I'm not sure which is a stronger statement about America's broader understanding of economics. The fact that they thought this was a good line of defense or the fact that no one in any of these press conferences will think to ask the question you posed at the end of the article.

Second followup: "How far can you punt a football?"

It wasn't Carmelo. He wouldn't even pass gas.