hey clark2jd, fellow Redskins (oops! Its always has been and will forever be racist and will always offend so you can just fuck off) fan here. I very much was born, raised, and for some dumb reason in my late 20's still continue to live in the DC area, and here's the fucking thing: all the other options to cover the…

Hi, Redskins PR Dept. intern!

I wrote this sketch for (and with) Laverne, and someone sent me the link to this post on Jezebel. I've been reading the comments, which I've generally found to be thoughtful. I understand there's a great deal of sensitivity around the subject of trans, and that was absolutely a consideration when writing this piece. I…

DID SHE GIVE IT TO A KID?

Aiming high is how they got the attempted sodomy.

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The few, the proud, the date-rapists.

Don't forget The Critic:

The only way that Mayweather fights him is if the ring is set up in a nightclub and Floyd truly thinks that GGG is a woman.

Hey, if Mickey Mantle could get an easy one from Denny McLain as a sign of respect, I don't know why Derek Jeter can't get one from Adam Wainwright. This was just a St. Louis Cardinal honest to God playing the game the right way!

"Oh, you're right, Smithers; I guess I owe you a coke."

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