@ImmaLion: I've said many times that Lea looks a hell of a lot better than they thought she would at that age.

This is bullshit. There used to be power sockets in every row pre-2005 or so. Next they're gonna say inflight meals weigh down the airplane too much.

@NuevoLeon aka MiRod407: Why not? Nothing illegal exists with the app itself. It's not including Windows. There are lots of emulators in the app store.

@Slinkit: Yeah, I still don't understand why I sound fucking stupid. But then again, that may be because I am apparently fucking stupid.

@Slinkit: Yeah, I still don't understand why I sound fucking stupid. Though I guess that's not surprising either, since I am apparently fucking stupid.

@MrToblerone: May I ask what the hostility is for? Because I made the humorous connection between Spain and cows?

It doesn't surprise me at all that this comes from the Spanish guy at Gizmodo.

Yeah, this wasn't news when she said it 18 months ago either. She also said she wanted an iPhone.

[citation needed]

My money's on a huge emphasis on cloud-based computing.

@vinod1978: Yeah, Windows users aren't used to updates every 3 years. If you told them OS X gets major updates every 18 months they'd shit bricks.

@nicktennear: Cool story, bro.

@brandoonwa: Fortunately for your troop, they were breaking Boy Scout policy. Homosexuals, atheists, and agonostics are prohibited from joining the Boy Scouts.

@Cheesus Crust: You should have *paid* more attention in English too.

Not mentioned: those rockets were aimed at atheists and homosexuals.

Gizmodo knows what's up when they use Rosa for all these demos. I've already clicked on her face twice.

@knightvash: And under no stretch of the imagination is 12" and full size keyboard considered netbook-size.

Okay nerds, stop calling it a netbook. No netbooks have a Core 2 Duo, Nvidia 320M, and 12" 2.3lb case.

@j.walk3: Why would they announce a Verizon iPhone at an event titled "Back to the Mac"?

@blash: You basically answered your own question. That's exactly what the MBA is and why it costs $300 more.