Did... did you just whitesplain allyship?  This is not helpful.

Love the pasta picture. Especially with the tarantula garnish.

I also write for the New York Times, Wall Street Journal and GQ you absolute God damned goober

I also write for the New York Times, Wall Street Journal and GQ you absolute God damned goober

Nope, this is:

Going from V12 to 12V? Now that’s a switcheroo.

To the people already thinking about posting “tipping is optional, get a better job if you don’t like it,” I’d like to give you a hearty and preemptive: go fuck yourself. You’re a sociopathic scumbag, and nobody likes you or gives a flying fuck what you think.

When they agreed to participate in the Free File Alliance in exchange for the government not creating its own good, free filing system so that Intuit and other tax preparation companies could continue to profit off what should be an extremely simple process.

If you want to have money when you are old, already be rich when you are young.

This is what’s known as a “rotary car dumper,”

If only there had been a good guy with a pyroclastic flow.

A real lifehack would be to stop using paper-thin glass ornaments.

It’s so very Texas, isn’t it?

That was a sad, heavy star to give, but I had to give it.

Great article. There are modern extrathoracic negative pressure ventilators that are comparatively small and unobtrusive. They’re phenomenally expensive to use and service, but luckily we don’t live in some kind of crazy dystopia in which only the fortunate and wealthy have access to modern medical technology and…

Going to try and get ahead of some of the backlash to this by very strongly suggesting that everyone:

This is an all around shitty situation to be in. You don’t want to find out your phone is affected when you go to call in an emergency, but you don’t want to waste 911 resources testing it ahead of time. Hopefully the can figure out the bug, and a patch for all users fast

Is this where I can share hundreds of painful stories of tire-kicking, blood-sucking, bottom-feeder, mooching customers that wasted more time of my life than I want to admit to? Those dealership horror stories go both ways.

OH my god I loved the movie so much when I was a teen and think it is so terribly terribly bad now. Rowan Atkinson is like the one aspect that holds up. Smash Mouth is the one aspect that makes me want to find a time machine to punch myself in the balls.

I, for one, would like to say thanks for the explanation. The video without context is baffling. Knowing now what's actually happening, it is no less strange.