Did... did you just whitesplain allyship?  This is not helpful.

I also write for the New York Times, Wall Street Journal and GQ you absolute God damned goober

I also write for the New York Times, Wall Street Journal and GQ you absolute God damned goober

Going from V12 to 12V? Now that’s a switcheroo.

If you want to have money when you are old, already be rich when you are young.

This is what’s known as a “rotary car dumper,”

A real lifehack would be to stop using paper-thin glass ornaments.

It’s so very Texas, isn’t it?

Is this where I can share hundreds of painful stories of tire-kicking, blood-sucking, bottom-feeder, mooching customers that wasted more time of my life than I want to admit to? Those dealership horror stories go both ways.

I was helping an old with his iphone 5 and went back to my 6s plus. It felt like I was using your screen.

haha i get ya. The video was one of the most misleading things i can think of. Egg doesnt fit, gottta create a base to bake it, takes at least 12 times longer than video implies and is the same amount of tastey as just cooking an egg and putting it on top of an avocado 

I started writing this thinking “wait, that was pretty good” but the more I think back to it the more I realize how it barely straddles the line of “okay.” A little salt made it infinitely more edible.

Or better yet, let’s pre-empt a good number of abortions altogether and make birth control accessible instead.

No, but do feel free to drop by and test that theory.

Thanks! That 330 lb man is routinely able to run over much much larger humans than the sound guy. So if he was dead, I would’ve laughed slightly less.

It’s Zygote-in-a-Piegote you boor!

hopefully not though, but it rhymes at least.

He got all huffy.

Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

People who heckle comics must be suckers for punishment.. picking a fight with a person who is literally there because they are funny (and often incisive and quick thinkers), in a setting where literally 99.9% of the people present like them and are -at best- indifferent to you.

I, for one, would like to say thanks for the explanation. The video without context is baffling. Knowing now what's actually happening, it is no less strange.