If you got hit by even the smallest street legal car at 35 MPH, I would think everyone in this thing would be dead or very severely injured.

OMG! She just said she’s an RN! Are you kidding? I have never heard of these people before. They are loonies!

Ewww! David!

OMG!!!! These people may actually have to work for a living. That’s so 1990's!

LOL! I don’t get the same chalkiness with these are I would with smarties or something. TUMS are seriously chalky.

Yeah, uh.... I love them.

The entire house is proof that money does not buy taste.

Your house looks like a junkyard. Your neighbors mush HATE you! LOL!

“Doesn’t Reflect Real World Data”

Thanks. I have bacon, leeks, shallots, and a head of cabbage in the fridge. Can’t imagine that won’t be great!

Jealousy over not having a child with an absolutely ridiculous name?

Elon Musk. Constantly providing roof that you can be both a genius and a moron at the same time.

“Megan Thee Stallion” - Do you think she knows that a stallion is a male horse that still has its balls? 

I made this recipe last night with very few changes. Mostly only less onions because I only had one. Fantastic! Great dish! I’m going to be braising cabbage all the time now.

You can take the trash out of the trailer, but...

LOL! Are you the decision maker who determines what “hard truths” are? I’ll have to remember that.

Great story! I would love to try your mom’s food (or yours)! I have been invited on two occasions for a home cooked Indian meal and both times the food was absolutely fantastic.

LOL! Perfect! Very clever!

This priceless! Did he really think anyone would believe he was black or did he somehow think he would be unrecognizable with blackface on? Either way, what a dipshit! I’m thinking this guy is going to be heading to the pokey pretty soon. 

Ferrari sucks. Even if I had a billion dollars, I wouldn’t be one of those dipshit Spaulding Smails wannbes who spends the money their daddy made on some ridiculous $3 million dollar car so that they can stare at it and wipe all day with a microfiber cloth.