“Maybe I should wear your new lingerie tonight, honey! Ha ha, just kidding NO COLLUSION I’M SMART MAGA MAGA FAKE NEWS”

The real story here is he keeps “joking” about staying in office longer than he’s allowed to. This is a man who is abusing power every opportunity he gets, so you should be incredibly worried that when 2020 comes around, he’s going to do something with the election, either cancel it or reject the results. If he loses…

We have definitively determined that there WON’T BE a “long in the future,” SO JOKE’S ON YOU!!!!!

Assuming they ever worked out that thing where Trump wasn’t having his tweets archived as required by the Presidential Records Act (and who knows, because WTF would the consequences even be if he didn’t?), then some day, long in the future, some historian or political scientist is going to be reading these tweets as…

....years, or maybe 10 or 14 (just kidding)...

He can keep saying he’s joking about a 3rd term, but the first time might have been a joke. But when you keep doing it, you are clearly testing the waters.

Trump is nuts, but never forget that congressional Republicans had Diamond & Silk testify about their fake social media suppression theories.

Shut up, tomato.

I already told my guy I’m going to buy soo much blow from him on that day

Fucking Adderall.

Right? There’s gonna be a rave in every major city.

If Trump could recite the Pledge of Allegiance from memory ill drink his bath water 

She didn’t take the test to get admitted to a tribe, though. She did it because Trump promised to pay money to a charity if she proved she had Native heritage (which you don’t have to be a member of a tribe to have; why would you?).

I like your attention to detail, friend. Yes, November 2016 was the election. You are correct that he announced his candidacy in 2015. But you know, dementia tends to make you confuse dates, times and places.

Sounds like someone took an extra large hit of Adderal this morning.

He fucking talks about how good looking and smart he is.

I would love to see his comment history on Pornhub.

How can you be 1000/24 of anything? Thats over 4000% of anything. Too high to make any sense but too low to meme.

They have lost tremendous credibility since that day in November, 2016, that I came down the escalator

The party I will throw when this fucking idiot dies...