Can’t get outta them grays with a goddamned Kirby!

Also,I googled to find that quote and nearly every news article was reporting on the event as if it were normal. As in, the headlines were “trump Proposes Ways to Improve Care for Kidney Disease and Increase Transplants” (thank you useless NYT and go fuck yourself) and not “President strokes out on stage, babbles…

For people who can't stand to listen to that turd talk: “You’ve worked so hard on the kidney. Very special — the kidney has a very special place in the heart. It’s an incredible thing.”

The whole opening exchange reads like Brissett is trying way too hard to be a goofy, likable weirdo and lacks the self awareness to realize he's failing badly. Meanwhile, Dobbs isnt 100% sure where Brissett is going with this but he decides to err on the side of caution and humor him. But then Brissett doubles down…

I’d be very interested to see who can tell me what Jacoby Brissett received his college degree in? An admittedly cursory Google search yielded no information about his field(s) of study within the first several pages of results.

More Jacoby Thoughtlets: if the oven is on at 425 degrees downstairs, how come I can’t cook a batch of Totino’s Pizza Rolls in my bed?

Fucking guy is a millionaire and he holds a clipboard. Good for him.

read the replies if you’re ever curious why the president is a big wet fascist reality tv star

Yeah because one thing we don’t do enough of around here is call out the NCAA.

We need someone to invent the Mega Maid in real life and have her suck all the excess carbon out of the atmosphere to solve climate change

Instead of running out the tired and vague implication of “the America educational system,” how about calling out the system in which numerous athletes have received meaningless degrees that they did not earn through their own learning, but which were awarded to them because of their ability to generate,…

If this were any more stupid, it’d get an “Idiotic Comment” banner at Lucas Oil Stadium.

Luckily for Albert,this guy’s on the case:

i hope he survives, and if he does it would be an excellent opporunity for him to partner up with the league for a series of PSAs called “Let’s Stomp Out Kidney Disease Directly On The Head”

Do you know who else record people secretly, with the aim of having admittance of a crime on record? Victims of domestic abuse who are terrified of the violence they could face without a conviction. Who are we to interpret audio without answers and victim blame? Tyreek Hill’s history doesn’t afford him the benefit of…

“You need to be terrified of me too, bitch.”

Plenty of people don’t get their own headlines run, though. That’s not blame; it’s pulling back the curtain and stating facts. It’s fucked up, but the part that MOST people read... the part that actually gets attributed to your name, the part that people talk about in cars, at parties, on their couches, in the…

Gaslighting isn’t something that happens too?