Mark Jackson at least pulls out some canned analysis from time to time. JVG doesn’t even talk about the actual game anymore, except for when he wants to whine about fouls or talk about his crazy rule change ideas.

I’m sure he thinks BET is just re-runs of The Jeffersons and Family Matters. 

I’ll never understand this at as long as I live. God Bless America is not a pledge or an anthem. It isn’t recognized by the federal government or any branch of the military. It was a song written entirely for commercial purposes. Yet everyone stands with their hands on their hearts while it’s playing like it deserves…

And they give YOU the tools to be your own boss. 

Incognito got kicked out of the University of Nebraska, a program that is currently going to bat for a guy who is wanted in the state of California for distributing child pornography.

The winning words when they were kids were stuff like “croissant” and “incisor”, which wouldn’t even win you an average school-wide competition today. 

This would probably be a pitcher’s duel, end after someone grinds out a walk off sac fly in the bottom of the 14th to win 1-0, each team records 25 strikeouts, and no one will want to pay for admission next year.

Chacin is only good for like four solid outings per season, and he’s somehow not nearly the biggest liability in the starting rotation (looking at you, Freddy Peralta). And I’m convinced that the Brewers are going to kick the tires on Gio Gonzalez for at least the next 9 seasons because he’s clearly not good enough to…

It’s harder with the PGA Tour because a lot of the good golfers have monied and obnoxious country club names like Xander, Brandt, Brooks, Dustin, and Bryson. Most of the Steves and Marks are on the Senior Tour.

The Brewers lost a huge amount of interest in Wisconsin after basically being the joke of the MLB for 30 years and they’re only just starting to get that back after last year’s run. Also, I’ve met a surprising amount of old people in Wisconsin that have still hung onto their Braves fandom. 

Of the 30 MLB teams, 19 have seen a drop in attendance in 2019 vs 2018. Of the 11 that have increased, the two leading the pack are the Phillies and the Padres. Hmm... I wonder if those two teams have something in common?

The Australian league is mostly comprised of former G League players that aren’t affiliated with an NBA team anymore. I would think they aren’t going from a guaranteed contract in the G League to a league where they might not get any game checks.

I re-read the NYT article about Brandon Jennings because that wasn’t how…

Tbf, no one really cared about the ECF. Deadspin did a very not serious write-up about Brook Lopez and Kyle Lowry after Game 1, no Game 2 write-up, etc. Even “reputable and serious” outlets like The Athletic and The Ringer were more focused on the KD/Broussard drama than the ECF. The winner of the ECF was always gonna…

I don’t think anyone knows about any internal organizational strife in Miami, but the entire Miami roster was constructed by Lebron no doubt. He even had the Heat draft Shabazz Napier while he wasn’t even under contract with Miami.

Lowry was dropping 25+ every night against Milwaukee while being guarded by a 1st Team All Defense guy. Gasol was money from 3 the entire series. Van Vleet was playing like Prime Ray Allen in games 5 and 6. Of course, they’ll all regress and become unplayable morons in the Finals though.

The Bartman stuff might have been worse, because every baseball fan would have done the exact same thing if they were sitting in his seat. But they get all self-righteous and say they “respect the game” too much or whatever, but anyone with half a brain knows that’s a lie. 

He must have meant “9-0 run”, because it went from 5-3 to 14-3. 

I’m definitely no NBA ref, but I imagine players like Giannis are extremely difficult to officiate. If you go strictly by the book, he’s fouled every single time he takes the ball into the paint. He could shoot 35 FTs a game and it’d be legitimate by the rules. But obviously you can’t call the game by the rulebook for…

I don’t know if there are character limits on Twitter/Instagram DMs, but I’d imagine you’d have to be an extremely slow typer to turn writing 60 messages into a 5 hour ordeal.

I was thinking the opposite. Something nearly identical to the Saints/Rams play will happen again with a receiver running an out route, they go to review it, and the refs come out of the tent and say “After further review, the QB was behind the Hail Mary line and there were 2 receivers in the end zone, therefore the…