With the dramatic Sith music playing for extra effect.

What other Brit did you own aside from the two Range Rovers?

What does it really matter that the Japanese CEO’s and workers are getting paid? So are the American workers who build the cars and run the US operation. What’s wrong with people in other countries getting paid for selling a good product to people in another country?

Definitely a conspiracy. One of the big three flaked at the last minute so they had to cover it up by firing Jezza.

I can't even justify why I'm so upset about it. In theory Clarkson had it coming and it was totally justified, but goddammit I love the big oaf and will miss him dearly.

Jelopnic is actually the alter ego of Jalopnik. Featuring Doge Demuro, Jeson Torchunski, Mett Herdigerr, Reph Erlerv, and the rest of the crew!

Not gonna lie, young me thought that this was the coolest fucking car when it came out.

I sat in one at the DC autoshow. Needless to say I was very impressed. The seats are some of the best I have ever felt, and the interior design is gorgeous. I would say that I preferred it to the Germans and even the Brits.

IT'S BORN FROM JETS. MITSUBISHI IS THE NEW SAAB. #illuminaticonfirmed.

As an American who can't have one I really like that little notchback thing. It just seems like a very handsome car overall.

Any kind of performance brake will squeal. My friends S60R sounds like a screaming banshee but goddamn do those Brembos rip your spine out of your chest.

SBC swap to run from the cops when you dip into the woods!

Fuck, the M600 is so sexy. It's understated, but so clean... not to mention fast as hell.

I saw the new CTS-V at the DC autoshow, which turned out to be one of my favorite cars there. Though I would kill to see an ATS-V in person.

You ordered one? Goddamn, I can't wait for 2016 either!

Haha, I live in Maryland and Doug described them perfectly. Driving the speed limit or lower in the left lane in a Chevy Uplander.

So bad!

I vote Alfa 164. Look at that interior! I'm surprised it doesn't have a VHS player and one of those giant video cameras! Plus it has one of those awful look steering wheels due to the airbag.

And don't even get me started on that Lexus that looks like one of those gaudy aftermarket computer towers.

Exactly. His dad a CTS-V (which was fucking awesome, sadly he wrecked it), but he said a big selling point over the Germans was that he could get it serviced at a Chevy dealer. Even though he said that, I highly doubt he ever would because they own Volvo's and are petty particular about who works on their car.…