This got me to put anchovies on my scrambled eggs - and wow, that’s a keeper for luxury brunch. Thanks!

It’s like building one room of an empty house and calling it “minimalist”. A single small bore is cheap and fast but not useful; a regular traffic tunnel is much bigger and yes, size matters.

There’s a fair chance this is just Elon playing with toys while really intending to dig habitats on Mars.

I laughed far too hard at that. Thank you!

In 2016 Parliament passed the PM’s activation of Article 50 (the leaving process) with a set, declared date. They just didn’t have a plan. I *think* the idea was that a ticking clock would force cooperation within the gov. Stop laughing at the back there!

Oh dad, you’re so old.

I was watching Bumblebee and thinking the exact same thing with an old Bug shell. Lovely. 

Cannot unsee. That’s enough internet for now.

The “sad incel” model would have them regularly equipped, but angry at the world because they weren’t getting what some dude on the internet said they should be getting. I almost feel sorry for them.

Those legs... it’s Sonic the Luggage!

It’s even weirder when you’re empathising with Worst Dad Ever and calling Misato a bum. How did I get so.... old?

If the brand dies, it’s not uncommon for the franchises to get turned into something new. Uncle Paulie, here we come. And aren’t most jobs in food service fairly fungible anyway?

Is that a Gab frog? Ew.

Shouty man is wrong. *clicky-bye*

3 days? That’s not the flu, that’s a cold, you big wuss.

What claim? Straight argticle there. Are you triggered by their instinctive disgust?

It’s skeezy. It draws skeezoids and that drives away people who’d rather not play with skeezoids. Those people are customers.

Another way out. It’s a slightly odd one, but needing to know that you’ve got an escape route is a pretty standard trauma thing.

I can see cut-out socks being a fashion statement among a certain kind of dumbass choad. 

That’s tinfoil nut, not cynical grump. 

The more I see, the more I think Neal Stephenson was right in SevenEves with how social media played out there. [spoiler: really badly]