It’s a cathartic “holy crap, this guy really is as dimwitted and rambling and self-important as he appears to be” sort of thing. 

“There’s drool in your beard” “Ew! Is it yours or mine?”

I prescribe Yuru Camp. If Nadeshiko can enjoy instant trash curry noodles that much, so can we!

That raises another question: did Uber disable the Volvo’s emergency auto brake? And if they did, why?

But they’re not. Uber is about twice as deadly as the average driver, now. Google’s about twice as good. Don’t make the mistake of rolling all self-driving cars together.

She did not run. I know a car blog loves to victim shame squishes who have the nerve to get under your wheels, but fuck that.

Mouse Guard! No wait, Mouse Bard!

The money test is a nice one too: You see a £10 note on the floor. If you pick it up: you’ve got a cold; if you really can’t be dealing, ugh: it’s the flu.

I know a guy (as the saying goes) who does proper long-distance rides, centuries up to 600km audaxes, on one of these. If it works for you, it works (just like those vibrams).

You magnificent bastard.

Oh, *that’s* why my furry TL has blown up with snarkastic remixes. And here I was expecting hentai.

Zalgo! He comes!

Once he’s tried and bungled a few cases, we’ll know those bounds for sure!

Ah, the Feathers & Foetus! Since the group was the Inklings, I wonder if confused Splatoon fans have ever wandered in?

It’s not kit though - they’re using pretty common kit. It’s luck, and because it’s luck, sportsmanship usually applies. Taking the jersey by being a dick just invites everyone else to be a dick right back - for so much of racing these people work together, so they can’t just be Maximum Selfish all the time. Despite…

That Abstract Art one is Korean MMO’s... Black Desert Online, Blade & Soul... just the weirdest damn shit. So much magical sticky tape!

Do goldfish spontaneously lose their eyes? I know some are kinda googly but... really?

Because with 360 vision and superhuman reflexes, it possibly could have hit the brakes in time. That’ll depend on the details of the incident. If it shoulda but didn’t, there’s a problem.

Thinking of looking at the sun, he needs to do RWBY’s Sun Wukong.

One nice thing about being gig-exploitation workers, I guess: should uber fold, there hardship of picking another employer is as little as downloading a different app. Drivers don’t need uber, they just need a hail service.