Tell the French that language is not static, then tell us if French prison food is ok.

The British SAY “aluminium” because they WRITE "aluminium." There's no hidden vowel. The article is right about gif and mischievous.

Converting a sports car only makes sense if you're someone like a royal, who wants the appearance of saving the planet and doesn't really get to drive the car the way it should be driven. But a Rolls-Royce is a perfect candidate for a few reasons: it was built to give tons of power unobtrusively, so you probably…

Interesting point and all, but I'm disappointed that none of this was about the thick B pillar with hardly any roofline behind it, which looks even weirder because what's behind it is glass. Chrysler just weren't on their game with these.

That’s pretty easy: don’t let in anybody with turn signals above their eyes. I don’t know that there’s a law, but can it be a coincidence that you never see people with turn signals above their eyes?

Only an asshole gets killed over a car.

And not a car, but the cop's Guzzi.

Middle shot, is that a Rover in the foreground? No mistaking the Continental MK2 behind it.

The '04-06 xB is its own category: perfect.

How destruction. Wow

You’ll usually have to bodge something under the bonnet, so keep lots of spares in the boot, but don't bodge the windscreen if you want to pass your MoT.

That’s fine, because 20-40 years ago is when most of my rigs were built.

My dad has been mostly a Toyota guy for almost 50 years, but in ‘79 he bought a new Datsun 210. Cramped, noisy, slow as hell; he put 250,000 miles on it. And this is a guy who killed two Mercedes and a Packard in his early 30s.

I expect Jensens are getting out of this price range now, so Bristol is the answer.

In Soviet Russia, monkey spanks you!

Ixnay on the otorcyclesmay...

They’ll thank you for the suggestion and I will have nothing left to live for, so why did you have to bring that up?

You and I know that's supposed to be sarcastic, but they'll read that and think "antique vehicle registrations, you say? Hmm..." My vehicles are a 32 year old RV and a 49 year old motorcycle and I think maybe we shouldn't give them any ideas.

Should we really be telling them how unsafe our favorite stuff is?

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