You know a Concourse post when you see one.

INVISIBLE PENIS AND BALLS!

I agree that this guy is a dick. And this letter is patronizing bull crap. But can we stop pretending that a real alternative is for rich people to give up all of their money?

They will pay for most of your college education too I believe.

Isn’t Starbucks one of the best case scenarios for lower wage workers? It was my understanding that they have been offering benefits and stuff for years before anyone gave that to service industry workers.

Oh yeah you are definitely right. That’s why the trolljob always works I guess. I just think it’s funny when he applies his overconfident-political-take voice to something he clearly finds trivial.

I don’t know how HamNo can write in the same tone so regularly and still have so many people just not get it but—-never change.

Ah, I see. I’d never heard of the iQue, or that OoT was officially ported to it, so I didn’t have the full picture. Thanks once again.

I don’t believe you quite understand still. It’s more about the official ports of the game vs. emulating it on a PC, not about speedrunning on the actual original console. This generally means that in a game with multiple ports you choose the fastest version, even if its a rerelease on a faster console.

Apparently I gave the impression that I was judging this run as worthless. I wasn’t. In fact, I said I loved it. I was also commenting on the fact that I’ve seen original-console runs be given more weight inside the community, and I said that was a shame.

I understand that, but there’s a reason that websites like TAS-video have a special tag for ‘Console Verified’, isn’t there? It’s because it’s seen as important (Yes, I’m aware that this article isn’t about a TAS, but the point remains).

Ah, so it doesn’t work on a real N64? That’s a shame, because - with my admittedly very limited knowledge of Speedrunning culture - a run hasn’t really ‘made it’ unless it can be done on the original console.

I still love it, though. Learning how the games are put together is fascinating. The object manipulation sounds…

Knoblauch used to flash that same smile throwing to first, knowing he was making some lucky fan’s day with a free souvenir.

I think the rule is, fans get until the parade and then it’s open season on those assholes.

NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD

I really hate to defend that suit and shoes combo, but the colors are fine.

This is a depressing as fuck and also confusing.

No, but making him drink formula out of his mom’s ass is.

The whole Bay Area is fucked.