Why on Earth would you say such things? We have no idea what will be in the ACA fix, and so on and so on.

My kids knew about the election, but there was no outburst like that. Don’t live vicariously through your kid.

The only way your kid knows he’s terrrible is you telling, projecting, or complaining to the kid. Unless you birthed a child prodigy, your kid only knows the details of the election through you.

The idea that 60M people voted for Trump because they’re “racists” is exactly the type of self-righteous thinking that lead to Clinton getting demolished. Trump won because the establishment has utterly failed the majority of this country - they voted for him despite his flaws, not because of them.

No, fuck you. Bc of that, Donald won.

“It can be hard to put your finger on exactly what you fear most about the rise of Donald Trump: the racism? The sexism? The xenophobia? The profoundly dangerous lack of judgment?”

Yeah, no change.

When the DNC chooses their 2016 candidate in 2008 and then rigs primaries against the democratic candidate chose by the people in 2016, they get what they deserved. Oh and use two-factor authentication

I’m devastated, too. But, I think your comment (which reflects an attitude towards Trump supporters we both shared) is the problem.

Someone tell Ashley Feinberg that Gronk has hacked her account.

As a resident of Columbus, I would like to find this kid and buy him beer. Tons and tons of beer.

Modern history begins with my birth in 1982.

(but probably should be tbh)

“and a Texan who swore hed find me and butt fuck me in my front yard while my family watched.”

Got to love those good, Christian values.

If you really wanted to ratchet up the strife, you could’ve replaced Times names with Deadspin names, and sent it over to the Jezebel crew again.

It’s like the old Chappelle stand up show. White people will tell you details of their sexcapades with the wife but won’t tell you who they’re voting for. Chicken and giblets are over there.

I didn’t have a problem with any of that until I got to his. Jesus. Now I hate the whole got damn thing.

I had brain cells die because of that self-important, selfish swill. Fine, don’t vote. It’s still annoying, but whatever. It’s the whining, 4 paragraph justification about he’s really in the right and making the morally correct choice that drives me crazy. I used to like Pareene when he was at Gawker in the old days,…

Alex Pareene’s self-important explanation for why he may or may not deem voting in a presidential election worthy of his time was the single worst thing I have read this election season.