HamNo, you’d be singing a different tune if a character on Westworld was shown eating Chobani yogurt instead of Fage.

This is your best take by far.

Greg Maddux would have finished pitching a complete game in that same time.

I’m a pretty casual baseball fan and I thought the sequence was just fine and filled with drama.

Aroldis is a free agent to be and there are 2 games left in the WS. He’s available for both.

“In one of the alleged gang rapes...”

Safe bet the food’s no good.

What if my fridge is now stuck in the neighbors tree?

Duck army. Never fails to make me laugh.

Schwarber is a part of the Cubs future trade plans. This man cannot play in the NL.

Just give me the $30 million, and I’ll map out a gently descending marathon course for you.

We are 50 years away from a sub-2 hour marathon.

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT ITS A MILE HIGH

The only way to prevent that is to stop selling booze at football games. That’s obviously not happening, so we have to move our eyes further along the lines to the next possible fix.

http://deadspin.com/5652280/the-full-duke-university-fuck-list-thesis-from-a-former-female-student/

Part 1: “There is no reason why every state should have equal representation in the Senate. Rhode Island should not have the same senatorial power as California.”

Also, please stop talking about the Senate being unfair because it gives equal representation to every state. That was the compromise and balance between the small and large states when forming our government. The republicans have turned the Senate into a weapon, but the idea itself is not the major scandal you…

I guess kickers are real football players after all.

Geez. Even the refs don’t watch WNBA games.