OK, but do you think he’ll say bad things about Jay Cutler?

No, nothing forced about it. It’s funny that insecure pussies like you exist. You run around just waiting for all those bad guys so you can live out your hero fantasy. And the funniest thing of all? The fact that you do it while wearing fucking cargo shorts. I love it. We’re all laughing at you, pussy.

This has gotta be tough for Yankees fans. I mean, first the Cowboys and Lakers, now this?

We’re around. We just have very little to discuss.

Give the kid a break, he learned how to play defense from James Harden.

Glad to see Dellavedova playing some pickup games to stay in shape this offseason.

He didn’t care enough to watch the NHL awards? I guess he is a real hockey fan.

I’ll let others address your broader point. I just wanted to chime in and say STOP REPEATING THE FICTION THAT STEPH CURRY IS PARTICULARLY SMALL AND/OR SLIGHT. He’s one of the biggest point guards in the NBA. He is not some scrappy lil’ tyke out here among the giants. He’s the same size as Derrick Rose and Kyrie…

Kicking in bathroom doors. It says it right up there.

The fuck would I be doing in New Jersey?

From left to right: Tucker,Brantley, Bryce,Kevin, Asher, and Dang.

There’s at least two Marshalls in Cleveland.

Too flashy for my taste. I prefer crisp two handed bounce passes where the passer is looking right at his target the whole time. Good, fundamental basketball as decent and honest as a firm handshake between two elderly Lutherans. Guess those days are gone for good, though.

First Law Of Takes: A take shall remain in effect until its retraction is demanded by a more powerful organization.

Show of hands, who read that as eats his own shit at a first glance?

I do! Do you realize that children grow up into adults who can then use their fully-functioning adult brains to realize that a lot of what they did when they were children was really stupid? I mean, a lot of kids eat paste, too, but if Mauer up there were defending his love of horking down as much paste as possible,…

Nonsensical Kinja.

I always considered myself pretty in the middle for the Division community (never raged out over the game, but not a fanboy-esque apologist either), but I finally gave up on it - temporarily, at least. Even if I don’t play it again at all, it was worth it - got hundreds of hours of gameplay, so nothing to sneeze at.…

Never understood why people get so bent out of shape about product placement and logos in movies. You walk out the door of your home, you look around, you see products and logos. They’re on signs, they’re on cars around you, they’re on people’s clothing. And yet people expect movies to be completely devoid of all that…

No disrespect, but I don’t buy this at all. Not even a little bit. And I’m old enough to remember most of these guys.