Firing them is probably all they can do. They are protected by policies, good ole’ boy ethics and unions.

Lets get rid of the policies, lets hold unions responsible for the behavior of their members and the good ole’ boy ethics will fade.

I think he’s saying “Get in the fucking box, you mother fucking bitch mother fucker” because the batter had stepped out. Also because he’s insane.

I would agree to this if MLB also agreed to outlaw the Boston accent...and Red Sox fans...and the entire franchise.

Is this supposed to be a joke? I can’t even tell with you people anymore.

big idiot’s beef

Remember when Donald was going to make us respected by the whole world? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I don’t think he was going for a hand-shake, just more of a gesture.

Deadspin headline: 2087:

“It’s Probably Time To Stop Talking About Father Time As A LeBron Stopper: James Leads Team To Finals For 77th Consecutive Season”

The only LeBron stopper is gonna be Father Time. Undefeated so far.

When you’re getting your broken shot blocked by Kawhi Leonard, you might as well look fly.

Wow, you mean he filmed things and then edited the film? Like, literally how you make a film?

“games are won in the third quarter” -nobody

Actually darker cars show dirt more than lighter cars. Sorry.

Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.

Adam Schefter is now reporting that Cleveland’s uncertainty stems primarily from doubts about Garrett’s ability to play quarterback.

“[A]n immature and stupid response that literally could not have ended any other way.” What an impressively succinct encapsulation of exactly the type of reflexive bootlickery Burneko denounced in his piece. And the nice thing is, you can make literally the same exact argument in favor of literally any act of defiance…

Ron Artest isn’t in the league.

I’m glad that the NBA is solidifying the message I’m teaching my children. Their future is entirely dependent on the results of the lottery.

Cost them the game? They hadn’t scored in several minutes. It snot like they airballed a 3 then the refs gave them the ball back then hit a 3. OH WAIT.