I think a hick-up is like a hillbilly fuck up

It’s always the same with you. “I don’t know or care if you’re the real Cade”. “Why can’t you be more like Kluwe, with his successful career and his funny posts?”. Give it a rest mom.

This is where President Trump always comes out ahead on these exchanges (at least in the eyes of the people who vote for him). A person making an attempt at intellectual honesty says something like “there’s no evidence that...”. That’s responsible. It’s very hard to prove 100% that something didn’t happen. So…

I’m gonna be honest. I don’t hear it at ALL.

Here’s the kicker -- it isn’t!

But with these proposed changes, that same exact scenario will be the same to present itself every single time. Therefore, you already know exactly what will happen, so it loses its excitement factor.

The change takes away the unknown of what the first batter will do. Will he swing for the…

Trump is the gift that never stops giving.

The fact that a cipher like Glennon is getting this kind of money while Tebow playacts at being a baseball player really shows how terrible Tebow was as a pro football quarterback.

Nah, not really. It’s about 75 oz. of water for 5 lbs. That’s a little over 9 cups of water. A 150 lb guy takes in about 50 oz a day from beverages and another 40 from food and other sources. They urinate about 50 oz. and expel the rest through sweat and breathing. It’s not unreasonable to think that a guy his size…

I mean, UFC fighters, wrestlers at all levels (real wrestling), boxers, etc all cut a ton of weight right before weigh ins, and 95% of it is just water. 5 lbs of water weight isn’t exactly insane.

I don’t have any information about how he handles walking away from implosions.

Editor’s Note: I think a lot of the stars this got were sarcastic, but we’ll roll with it.

Editor’s Note: I think a lot of the stars this got were sarcastic, but we’ll roll with it.

Guys, who gives a shit what D-Rose thinks about the offense?

What’s the big deal, he just got his bell rung. Now get back out there and play while sumo’s governing body suppresses any and all medical information on the dangers of the sport.

Called it! Gawker comments are dead, but somehow google found this:

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

If that’s his thought process, then he’s a fool. Thomas is 28 and almost certainly will be washed up before whomever the Celtics take with their first pick in the upcoming draft comes of age. Meanwhile, Boston has not been an attractive free-agent destination at any point in my lifetime. The odds still are overwhelming…

I HATE this mindset.

I get what you’re saying and I’m not totally on board with Burneko, but I’m not sure that the math is in your favor. You have maybe a top-3 pick this year. You could have a considerably lower pick if the ping-pong balls don’t bounce right. That’s the thing about a lottery. You’ve still got to get lucky, even if you…

Counterpoint: the Uncle Drew ads are fine.

So...basically anything that someone would normally pack when going on a vacation will potentially get your bag searched. Gotcha.