The government of North Carolina might view this as a 2-for-1.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

It is unclear whether sprinting on a home run is a violation of baseball’s unwritten laws, or counts as playing the game the right way. A meeting to determine the answer will be held following the next Springsteen show.

How the hell does Detroit rank over...anyone else?

Even “honkies” has almost no effect. You really want to make white Americans experience what it feels like to be the victim of a stereotype based purely on the color of their skin, make a shirt with a white cartoon face that says “Racists”.

nobody really understands the balk rules.

I know this is a simplistic view, but what I read was:

“You know what makes this MMO-style multiplayer game better? Solo play”

After all those years in Toronto, this is the moment where Roberto Alomar actually becomes a Leafs fan.

I bet your favorite sport is baseball.

You expect us to believe those are real names?

*watch the clip

Yep, being that guy.

I could care less that you didn’t watch the video...and therefore did not get the joke

...did you watch the video?

No. She’s still in Kentucky

2009 called. it said shut the fuck up.

I pulled a knife out of my knife block and advanced toward him,” Crowley said. “He ran out of the apartment.

Alright, let’s recap the last few days between the two of us:

Wouldn’t the teams you beat have been worse?

The woman recording says the Pats fan is still in the overturned box of filth

To be fair, Eddie Lacy is a size 0 in Wisconsin.